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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Will my parents go to hell if I don't wear hijab, they tried to convince me and they provided it to me but I don't want to wear it?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

So they tried

Why are people outraged over Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, being cast to play Snow White in the live action remake of Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs?

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Why is the world male-dominated?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Musk's Daring Gambit Has Managed to Do Something Remarkable: Alienate Democrats AND Republicans - futurism.com

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.